Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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