You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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