he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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