ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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