Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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