They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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