I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
