I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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