Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You need Xanax blowdarts
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Randomize
