im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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