the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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