somebody snuck up and got me drunk
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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