I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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