The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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