You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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