butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
