This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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