are you so shy because you have an std?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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