i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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