Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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