He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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