How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Will exercising make me less horny?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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