what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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