Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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