question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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