u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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