Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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