so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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i now understand why vodka
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
do nipples grow back?
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