I want to stick my p in your. b.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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