I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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