He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
