Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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