The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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