It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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