I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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