my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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