Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
