I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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