what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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