it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
