I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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