Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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