Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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