they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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