He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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