I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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