Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.

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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes

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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital

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(613): View more from Ontario

Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?

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