the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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