I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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