Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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