the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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