You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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