He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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