awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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