For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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