she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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