What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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