Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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