it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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