Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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