If that was your dad, he is hot
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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